…with the chance you’ve been given, how are you not, driven as hell?
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I would! But you’re anonymous, so I don’t know the URL!
April 29, 2007
Legally Blonde opened on this date 6 years ago, with Laura Bell Bundy, Christian Borle, and Orfeh. Jerry Mitchell directed and choreographed the production, which ran for 595 performances.
It’s kind of hard to make them all out, this is my best attempt. Lyrics I’m really unsure of I have put question marks beside. Feel free to message me with corrections.
ELLE:
…Just laugh it off, like I’ve always done,
Lord knows they’ve all laughed at me before,
Shouldn’t surprise me much anymore,
Shouldn’t still hurt, but it does
I thought one day you’d believe me,
Maybe that proves that I’m not too bright,
Not if one word from you takes me right,
Back where I was
Back to the sun,
Back to the shore,
Back to what I was before
Back where I’m known,
Back in my own,
Very small pond
Why am I here?
Why did I leave?
What did I hope to achieve?
Stupid of me,
Trying to be,
Legally blonde
Thanks for your help and for all you’ve done
EMMETT:
Elle, hi!
ELLE:
Thank you for treating me decently
EMMETT:
Something wrong?
ELLE:
Maybe someday you can visit me,
If you’re out West, I’ll be there
EMMETT:
Please, where are you going?
ELLE:
Home.
Sorry I’m letting down everyone
EMMETT:
What brought on his?
ELLE:
You did your best with a hopeless case
EMMETT:
That’s ludicrous!
BOTH:
You are the best thing about this place
EMMETT:
Elle, don’t you care?
ELLE:
Yes, so much I can bare
EMMETT:
??No where??
BOTH:
Back to the sun,
Back to he shore
ELLE:
Back to what I was before
EMMETT:
?? …?… how much more??
ELLE:
Lie on the beach,
Dream within reach,
Don’t stray beyond
EMMETT:
We both know you’re worth so much more
ELLE:
Some girls fight hard
EMMETT:
Some fight hard
ELLE:
Some face the trial
EMMETT:
Face the trial
ELLE:
Some girls are just meant to smile
EMMETT:
At least tell me why
ELLE:
Emmett, goodbye
BOTH:
If I leave now,
How will you know,
How much it hurts me to go
Stupid of me
ELLE:
I’ll never be legally blonde
EMMETT:
??Elle, don’t go??
ELLE:
It’s not up to me,
How can you be,
Legally blonde?
It’s kind of hard to make them all out, this is my best attempt. Lyrics I’m really unsure of I have put question marks beside. Feel free to message me with corrections. I’ll post this as a text post, also.
ELLE:
…Just laugh it off, like I’ve always done,
Lord knows they’ve all laughed at me before,
Shouldn’t surprise me much anymore,
Shouldn’t still hurt, but it does
I thought one day you’d believe me,
Maybe that proves that I’m not too bright,
Not if one word from you takes me right,
Back where I was
Back to the sun,
Back to the shore,
Back to what I was before
Back where I’m known,
Back in my own,
Very small pond
Why am I here?
Why did I leave?
What did I hope to achieve?
Stupid of me,
Trying to be,
Legally blonde
Thanks for your help and for all you’ve done
EMMETT:
Elle, hi!
ELLE:
Thank you for treating me decently
EMMETT:
Something wrong?
ELLE:
Maybe someday you can visit me,
If you’re out West, I’ll be there
EMMETT:
Please, where are you going?
ELLE:
Home.
Sorry I’m letting down everyone
EMMETT:
What brought on his?
ELLE:
You did your best with a hopeless case
EMMETT:
That’s ludicrous!
BOTH:
You are the best thing about this place
EMMETT:
Elle, don’t you care?
ELLE:
Yes, so much I can bare
EMMETT:
??No where??
BOTH:
Back to the sun,
Back to he shore
ELLE:
Back to what I was before
EMMETT:
?? …?… how much more??
ELLE:
Lie on the beach,
Dream within reach,
Don’t stray beyond
EMMETT:
We both know you’re worth so much more
ELLE:
Some girls fight hard
EMMETT:
Some fight hard
ELLE:
Some face the trial
EMMETT:
Face the trial
ELLE:
Some girls are just meant to smile
EMMETT:
At least tell me why
ELLE:
Emmett, goodbye
BOTH:
If I leave now,
How will you know,
How much it hurts me to go
Stupid of me
ELLE:
I’ll never be legally blonde
EMMETT:
??Elle, don’t go??
ELLE:
Its not up to me,
How can you be,
Legally blonde?


